Craigslist.

Daily I check craigslist.

I know, it's kind of like knowing the fridge is empty, but opening
 it over and over to see if any thing looks good.

I always check the free ad's first. It's ALWAYS beloved pets.

People giving away their dogs to "Loving homes" of course.

It's disturbing to me what people will give away (A loving animal)

And what people want money for. (Hideous couches)

(apologies if the person that posted this on craigslist ever reads this. If you want this beauty and it's matching chair it's listed today, for a steal of $95 dollars!)

I've learned key words like "Vintage" means "Butt Ugly"

And "Retro" means "should have been burned"

Oh, and lets not forget what the "Getting a divorce" really means:

"Call me, and I'll ask you out, sight unseen".

Yes. It did happen.

I nicely said "Oh, well, now I know why your wife left and your getting a divorce!".

Really it's been a comical relief for me. Some stuff is just down right hilarious.

Other times I think:

 "Man, I may not have furniture, but maybe that's a blessing in disguise, cause It'd be awful to be strapped with a "Vintage/Retro" couch because "I'm getting divorced"."

 Life could be worse. Much worse.